I’m slightly overwhelmed…

I’ve also realized that my so called “friend” is just another one of “them”…
oh, you know… the catty know-it-all whose opinions lack context and has a “mightier than thou” attitude. Seriously… FUCK OFF.

Your vocabulary is so limited that you use the words “like” and “literally” at a minimum of four times per sentence, and you end up repeating the same statements over and over to “make your point”. I heard your opinion the first time. Hearing it AGAIN with the words “like” and “literally” added doesn’t change anything… it just fucking annoys the hell out of me and somewhat convinces me that you have no idea what you’re talking about…

EXAMPLE (please read in valley girl voice): “and like… literally, I was about to tell him to fuck off. He’s a fucking jerk because he literally pisses me off and like… doesn’t get that he’s being an asshole”

(Yes, I understand that you think he’s an asshole but you should literally tell me why.)

And another thing… I understand that you and my boyfriend have been friends for a long time, and yes, I understand that when we were in high school that you two almost dated, BUT we are fucking 24 now. Is it really necessary to mention how you two ALMOST dated over eight years ago almost every fucking time we hang out? It’s almost as if you’re trying to tell me “I could’ve had your boyfriend if I wanted to”.

NEWS FLASH: You two have never dated. You two will never date. FUCKING GET OVER IT. You have your own boyfriend. How about you try to be as nice to him as he is to you? Especially since he didn’t want to be with you in the beginning because you were a fucking psycho stalker. Correction: you still ARE a fucking psycho stalker. Has it ever occurred to you that Oscar didn’t want you because he realized how fucking moronic and crazy you are before he actually made the mistake of dating you? Well… you must know since you almost ALWAYS talk down to him in front of everyone. You claim to be his “friend” when really, you’re probably jealous that he’s dating someone that isn’t you.

So in turn, you pretend that you want to be friends with me just so you can continuously tell me how awful my boyfriend is and how he’s such an asshole and blah blah blah. Then you make the “oh, I’ve known him forever so I can say whatever I want about him” excuse. NO. That is not fucking acceptable. I know you two have been friends since high school but I’ve known my boyfriend WAY before you even met him. He’s been in my life since I was 12. Don’t you fucking dare act like you know him better than me.

You’re an insecure idiot that can’t form real opinions and you try to make people feel bad about themselves because you know for a fact that you aren’t worth being with. Truth hurts, bitch. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.